So I found this on my Sheezyart. Remember this song? Sir Mixalot - Baby Got Back? I pulled a crappy Weird Al because I draw heads way too big. For your lulzy pleasure. I cut out a few bits, I think. Ah.
I made this from bits and pieces of That one song that everybody knows. D:
I draw heads way too big. Terrible.
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Oh my god
Bobby, look at her head
Its so big
She looks like one of Apollyna's drawings
Who understands that girl?
They only talk to her because her head's so big
I mean her head
It's just so big
I can't believe it's so round
It's just out there
I mean, it's gross
Look, she's just so digitally colored
I like big heads and I can not lie
You other artists can't deny
That when a char walks in with an itty bitty neck
And a round head in your face
You get CONFUSED
Like, dubya tee eff, dude?
'cause you notice that head was stuffed
Deep in the hat they're wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh, baby I wanna sit wit ya
And make your picture
My art teachers tried to warn me
But that head you got
Make this song socorny
Ooh, big head baby
You say you wanna get in my gallery?
Well use me use me 'cause you aint that average doodlee
***
So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah)
Yo characters got the head? (heck yeah)
Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy nut
Baby got skull
***
I wanna get you on paper
And WHUT, double up WHUT WHUT
I aint talkin bout anime
'cause cut and paste parts were made for toys
I wannem real thick and juicy
So find that juicy double
Apollyna's in trouble
***
Beggin for a piece of that bubble
So I'm lookin' at AMV rock videos
Made a' these Sailor Moons and Narutos
You can have them bimbos
I'll keep my charas like Brambo
A word to the thick head sistas
I wanna trade with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna DRAW
Til the break of dawn
Baby Got it goin on
Alot of profesionals won't like this song
'cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
But I'd rather stay and play
'cause my papermate's long and I'm strong
And I'm gonna get the pencil's friction on
So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah)
Do you wanna scribble in my Mercedes (yeah)
Then turn around
Stick it out
Even fan girls got to shout
Baby got skull
***
My ballpoint pen don't want none unless you've got head, hun
You can watch TV or YouTube, but please don't lose that skull
Some brothers wanna play that hard role
And tell you that the skull ain't gold
So they toss it and leave it
And I pull up quick to retrieve it
So HeadBone says you're fat
Well I ain't down with that
'cause your body is small and your head is kickin
***
So ladies if the head is round
And you wanna art trade throw down
Dial 1-900-CRANIUM and kick them nasty thoughts
Baby got skull
Like, dubya tee eff, dude?
-Lee, wif <3
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