My life's been falling to pieces recently.
I won't bore anyone with details they certainly don't care about, but I, uh.
It's kindof like this person took my soul to a cheese greater, whipped it up into a tasty souffle, ate it, diarrhea'd it out, fed it to his dead cat, buried them both in a landfill, and nuke'd that landfill until the entire Earth died of the resulting nuclear winter.
Super, right?